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Man loses cellphone in grain pit; you'll never guess where it turned up
Mon Jul 7, 2014
I think he's an idiot for not making prints of his " precious pictures"; That's the problem w/ these "smart-phones" with dumb owners. Future generations will probably never see pix of their children's wedding, grandchildren and cherished moments because they are too lazy or cheap to print them, and …
Romanians Extradited, Leaving 'Doomsday Bunker' ... and Buried Treasure?
Wed May 7, 2014
In reply to: Trigive #5 My half-witted, half-brother's half-naked half-sister makes $200/hr. on lap dances, so there ! In addition, my half-witted cousin has a job circumcising elephants for minimum wage, but he gets some HUGE tips !!!
Lewinsky: 'It's Time to Burn the Beret and Bury the Blue Dress'
Tue May 6, 2014
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxophone when he discovered it was more fun playing the " Whoremonica " !!
Say What? Joel McHale's Eight Nerd Prom Low Blows
Sun May 4, 2014
My neighbor's aunt makes $200/ hr. with her Lap----Dances ! She hasn't been laid off, but she has been laid-on several times a week. We call her our No Panties Auntie !
Flu spreads, kills 20 children
Fri Jan 17, 2014
Can you spell " off topic " ? What color is the sky in your world ? Get a grip and get back on your meds !
Rodman serenades North Korean leader for birthday; family of US captive 'outraged'
Wed Jan 8, 2014
That would make one hell of a thud when it hit the floor !
Palestinian ambassador in Prague killed by security mechanism on safe sealed for 30 years: report
Wed Jan 1, 2014
Apparently the word " safe " is an oxymoron !
Man accidentally killed by truck on tarmac at Boston airport
Mon Dec 30, 2013
Truth; What "band " are you talking about ? Jimmy Dorsey? The Grateful Dead ? The Oakridge Boys ? Oh I get it; you're talking about the "I'm too stupid to know how to spell "banned " Band " !!
'Price Is Right' gives its biggest winner yet a $157,000 car
Mon Dec 30, 2013
I agree Chattie; assuming she kept the car (highly unlikely) can you imagine what the cost of insurance would be ? I'm guessing around $15K a year, if she's lucky !
Texan charged with hate crime for 'knockout game' hit denied bail
Fri Dec 27, 2013
Hey Ortiz, the NBC writer; learn the English language ! The plural of "incident" is not "incidences "; it is "incidents" !!!! You're a moron !
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